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Raccoons are carnie strong, and Nurse vaccinated because my parents weren’t morons shirt. I got CooCoora after she killed two pit bulls. She escaped her former owner’s compound, scaled a fence, enticed the pits into a swimming pool and drowned them. She was named Roger at the time, I renamed her after the dove-like, trilling sound she made when she was happily concentrating on a problem. She hated dogs. RustyBoonDog, the official animal greeter at my house, was terrified of her. The first time he went to meet her she rushed the fence, stood up, grabbed the wires with both hands above her head, shook it and screamed at him like a miniature masked King Kong. Just the sight of dog’s tail would send her muttering and hissing for hours. Coonoor never acted violently to me on purpose, although she once tore a pocket off a denim shirt trying to get a butterscotch candy out.
Normally she would fish around in the Nurse vaccinated because my parents weren’t morons shirt, but a noise frightened her so she just grabbed the candy with the pocket and ran pulling me onto my face – did I mention she was carnie strong? One time we thought we’d pour some tadpoles into her water bowl for her to catch. My sister and I watched as she hunched over the bowl grabbing at the water. Finally she caught one and clapped her hands in an attempt to kill it (I think) which sent it flipping back into the bowl. When she eventually did kill one she smooshed it into a ball and licked the gray paste from her palms. In the end, there were about 6 she couldn’t catch.