On the Merry Pigmas Guinea Pig Christmas shirt of July I was visiting with one of them and the wife shows up. We’re sitting in lawn chairs drinking and talking and it’s pretty obvious she was already intoxicated. That made the host a little uncomfortable. During conversation she casually mentioned she found me attractive. Now I’m no Fabio, just your average guy. By now the host has decided he’s had his limit and excuses himself. That was the cue he didn’t want to continue drinking. We all said thank you for having us and started leaving. The wife said to me as we left “ hey why don’t you come over to our house and watch the fireworks?” I had no other plans so I agreed. I arrived a few minutes later and said hello to her husband.
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He said everyone was down by the Merry Pigmas Guinea Pig Christmas shirt. I made my way down there and there are two other people from the neighborhood hanging out as well. I sat poolside with a beer watching everyone play in the water. Occasionally the wife would fling water at me and taunt me to get in. I’m in denim shorts and t-shirts. I declined as I had no bathing suit. About five minutes later two of them caught me off guard and pulled me right in. Fully dressed! I clambered back out and emptied the contents of my pockets on the table and jumped.