Then you get to Harvard and John Wick ’20 who’s going to stop me shirt. If you’re lucky. Everybody else is so much smarter than you. You take the required reading test that everybody takes during Freshman Week, and you’re certain you did fine. Oops, no you didn’t do fine. Nobody did fine, everybody is required to take remedial reading. I am completely serious. There is a myth that you have to demonstrate the ability to swim 100 yards in the pool, because the Widener Library, the second of the third largest library system in the world, was built to memorialize Harry Elkins Widener, who went down with the Titanic. The myth turns out to be true. You have to make an appointment with the pool people and prove that you can do four laps in the pool without drowning.
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It’s kind of silly because the John Wick ’20 who’s going to stop me shirt and you’re in a normal swimsuit, whereas Harry Widener’s water was below freezing and he was fully clothed with a lifebelt on. It’s not quite the same thing. By the end of your second week, you are convinced that Harvard made a terrible mistake when they admitted you; you must have been a fluke. Your roommate speaks three foreign languages fluently. You attend your music theory class and find Yo-Yo Ma sitting next to you, and you have no idea who he is. Another guy in your class is kind of goofy and has weird ideas.