Cats were recruited by Satan in 69 BC. to join his Don’t make me hex you cat satan shirt Alliance of Animals, a group created to annoy and disturb humans and drive them toward Satanism. Parakeets (shut up!), turtles (what’s with all these algae!), and Chihuahuas (shut up!) were also recruited into this evil cadre. Anyone who has ever owned one of these creatures has become aware of their tendency toward irritating and evil behavior and will agree that an alliance with Satan is the only reasonable explanation.“Satanists” and covens don’t kill cats. Satanists don’t even believe in Satan…they don’t believe in god, so they don’t believe in the devil. They call themselves a religion to showcase Christian hypocrisy. How else could they install a Baphomet statue next to a depiction of the Ten Commandments? Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world.
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